I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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