Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
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