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(973): View more from New Jersey

Plan B is the new Plan A

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.

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(317): View more from Indiana

Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.

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(305): View more from Florida

So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?

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(701): View more from North Dakota

My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.

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(289): View more from Ontario

The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.

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(513): View more from Ohio

I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.

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(541): View more from Oregon

k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.

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(646): View more from New York

I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress

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