My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
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My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
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No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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