I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
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