Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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