Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
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Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
She told me I should be a condom model.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
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Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize