no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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