So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
His nipple licking is glorious
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