Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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