I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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