Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
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just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
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Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
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