I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Randomize
