Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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