If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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