Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
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