just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
i think i have two assholes
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
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Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
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Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
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