Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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