from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Randomize
