Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
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Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
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Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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