Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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