Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
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