I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
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I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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