He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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