my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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