i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Me. At least after what I've been through.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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