But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
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