Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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