I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
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Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
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Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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