for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
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