I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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