I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
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I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
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i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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