does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
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i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
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The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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