I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
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The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
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my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
So vagazzling was a success
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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