I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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