did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
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i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
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Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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