Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Holy shit dude........stairs
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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