I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
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You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
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Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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