im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT