Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.