Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(320): View more from Minnesota

I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.

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(360): View more from Washington

I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized

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(316): View more from Kansas

Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.

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(802): View more from Vermont

you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.

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(330): View more from Ohio

Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?

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(419): View more from Ohio

Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos

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