WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
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I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
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There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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