what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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