Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
Never joke about your clitoris.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
I see more hoeing in ur future
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