Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
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Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
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Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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