I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
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Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
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Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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