No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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