drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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