Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
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