I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
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you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
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Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
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