I'm laying in your front yard are you home
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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