I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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