Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
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You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
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Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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