We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
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he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
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I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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