I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
And then the night went full on bisexual.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
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