Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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