Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
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At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
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Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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