If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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