so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
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the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
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"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
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