The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
Randomize
