Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Randomize
