Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
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I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
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By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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